To all those people that come into the Department of Residential Life and don't get what they want..then sick their parents on us...you're a DUMBASS!
To all those people that wear stupid clothes..you're a dumbass!
To all those gay people that go to clubs and take their shirts off in the hopes that they will get a trick for the evening, you're a dumbass!
To those who have bleached hair with black roots...you're a dumbass!
To all those freaks on gay.com who just want to experience sexual gratification on the first date...you're a dumbass.
To all those men that go out on dates then hit say "I have Aids" while there is a big gulp of food in your mouth...you're a dumbass.
To all the bois in the "Pretty Bois Club"...you guys are all trashy sluts..and you are a DUMBASS!
To all the trashy queens in this world...UGH..DUMBASS!
To all those people who go into the express lanes at check out with more than ten items and take forever to do anything...you're a dumbass.
To all those people that take forever at the ATM...while "we" all know how to operate one..you're a dumbass!
To all those people who think that their car is too precious to park in one spot...and have to park it in two...you're a fucking dumbass.
To those people who are just anal retentive...you're a dumbass.
IF YOU WANT TO MAKE THE DUMBASS AWARDS...PLEASE FEEL FREE TO EMAIL ME!
